Post by Maria/Stinger on Jan 24, 2008 16:57:00 GMT -5
Thank you, if you're reading this, it means your weren't totally negligent and you at least are trying, which makes me love you already. I hug you spiritually. Now, in case you're wondering, I'm really super sarcastic, not actually mean. So I apologize if my sarcasticness ever ever[/b] offends you. Now, let's get started on these 5 simple rules. Oh yes, just five. And you guys are the ones that are going to be accepted for reading them. Yes indeed.
1) No Mary-Sues or Gary-Stus
You have NO idea how much they make my blood boil. Now for those of you who are first timers on the RP circuit, that means there can't be any PERFECT people, yah, sure they can be pretty or handsome, but they can't be absolutely perfect in every single way, that just makes for a boring RP and who wants to RP with that person over and over again? Not me, personally.
2) Try To Avoid God-modding
Ahah- see, now it doesn't say you CANNOT use it, it just says that you must try to AVOID doing it. I know, sometimes it's hard to not type in something that the other person is doing and I'm not expecting you to be a whiz-kid at it the first time through, but here's the catch- don't be doing it the whole post, every post 24/7. You'll get three warning if I think that there's too much God modding going on, and at the end of three warnings I'll give you a 3 day suspension.
3)Swearing, Sexual Content, Drug Abuse and Fights
Otherwise known as the stuff that could potentially get your ass kicked from here to never never land. I understand, okay. This is a teenaged to older adult Role Playing Site, now there's GOING to be sex, and drugs. BUT, if there is going to be that kind of content in the subject, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE put the word 'mature' in brackets, it will only take a couple extra second of your time, and will save me a lot of yelling at the computer and getting funny looks. Now, onto swearing and drugs, I personally love to through around the f-bomb too when I stub my toe and hit my head, or I'm angry. But I do not want any wannabe-truck drivers. If I see that you're swearing every other word, then I'm going to ban you for a week. Oh, yes, that's right. See, the more you read into rules.. the higher the suspension gets!
4)OOC Respect
R-E-S-P-E-C-T, if I find out you're not givin' it to me(or anybody else) I'll give you 3 warnings, after the 3rd warning I'll kick you off the site for a month. If it persists after the month is up, guess what... bye-bye! You're off the site for good, so, let's all try to be cordial here. I know you won't get along with everyone and IC character fights are fine, because that's what makes a good RP, tension and what-not, but if you have a disagreement with someone, come to me, PM me and I will sort it out. For the love of GOd here people, I don't want to have to deal with immatre brats on my site. Okay? Good!
5)Post In ENGLISH People, not Chat Speak
I cannot stand it when I go into a subject and the person has typed in 'Dude, I wnt 2 go 2 the stor fr a bite 2 eat, wna cum?'. NOOOOO I don't want to, I want to seriously harm your butt for typing that in on an IC subject. I understand that spelling and grammar are not the easiest things in the word, and I will understand to the fullest if you have developmental problem that enables you to do certain things with your spelling, but if I see you posting in Chat-speak on an IC board, I will suspend you for 3 days. No joke, no warning. 3 days and then if I see you doing it again, it's 6 days. Then 9, and I think you get my drift. Once it's happened 5 times, you're gone for 2 months and then you're butt is kick off this site.
Use the word 'dust' somewhere in your post to be accepted.
1) No Mary-Sues or Gary-Stus
You have NO idea how much they make my blood boil. Now for those of you who are first timers on the RP circuit, that means there can't be any PERFECT people, yah, sure they can be pretty or handsome, but they can't be absolutely perfect in every single way, that just makes for a boring RP and who wants to RP with that person over and over again? Not me, personally.
2) Try To Avoid God-modding
Ahah- see, now it doesn't say you CANNOT use it, it just says that you must try to AVOID doing it. I know, sometimes it's hard to not type in something that the other person is doing and I'm not expecting you to be a whiz-kid at it the first time through, but here's the catch- don't be doing it the whole post, every post 24/7. You'll get three warning if I think that there's too much God modding going on, and at the end of three warnings I'll give you a 3 day suspension.
3)Swearing, Sexual Content, Drug Abuse and Fights
Otherwise known as the stuff that could potentially get your ass kicked from here to never never land. I understand, okay. This is a teenaged to older adult Role Playing Site, now there's GOING to be sex, and drugs. BUT, if there is going to be that kind of content in the subject, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE put the word 'mature' in brackets, it will only take a couple extra second of your time, and will save me a lot of yelling at the computer and getting funny looks. Now, onto swearing and drugs, I personally love to through around the f-bomb too when I stub my toe and hit my head, or I'm angry. But I do not want any wannabe-truck drivers. If I see that you're swearing every other word, then I'm going to ban you for a week. Oh, yes, that's right. See, the more you read into rules.. the higher the suspension gets!
4)OOC Respect
R-E-S-P-E-C-T, if I find out you're not givin' it to me(or anybody else) I'll give you 3 warnings, after the 3rd warning I'll kick you off the site for a month. If it persists after the month is up, guess what... bye-bye! You're off the site for good, so, let's all try to be cordial here. I know you won't get along with everyone and IC character fights are fine, because that's what makes a good RP, tension and what-not, but if you have a disagreement with someone, come to me, PM me and I will sort it out. For the love of GOd here people, I don't want to have to deal with immatre brats on my site. Okay? Good!
5)Post In ENGLISH People, not Chat Speak
I cannot stand it when I go into a subject and the person has typed in 'Dude, I wnt 2 go 2 the stor fr a bite 2 eat, wna cum?'. NOOOOO I don't want to, I want to seriously harm your butt for typing that in on an IC subject. I understand that spelling and grammar are not the easiest things in the word, and I will understand to the fullest if you have developmental problem that enables you to do certain things with your spelling, but if I see you posting in Chat-speak on an IC board, I will suspend you for 3 days. No joke, no warning. 3 days and then if I see you doing it again, it's 6 days. Then 9, and I think you get my drift. Once it's happened 5 times, you're gone for 2 months and then you're butt is kick off this site.
Use the word 'dust' somewhere in your post to be accepted.